March 14th is now officially "Steak and Blowjob Day". Simple, effective and self explanatory, this holiday has been created so you ladies finally have a day to. De arbejder nu på at gøre marts til International Bøf og Blowjob - dag. Noget der for en gangs skyld klinger bedre på dansk end engelsk. March 14th henceforth became “Steak and Blowjob Day.” Simple, effective and self explanatory. No cards, no flowers, no special nights on the town; the name.